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Bachelor Girl
Lucky Me
Thanks to Tammy Blake for these lyrics
Ive got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To Blame Me For His Life
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name
Likes to make love watching TV
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so I can hear him breathe
~CHORUS~
Lucky Me
Lucky Lucky Me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky Me
Ive got a great car - Its a red convertible
Made by Mattel
Got a nice house in the suburbs
with Hells Angels for neighbours as well
Got a scholoship for a hundred years of college
If I wanna study dentistry
But my folks just want me married and poppin'
out the grandkids
To keep them company
~CHORUS~
Think I'll run and join the Hare Krishna
Give Up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair
Cos nothin that I have right now, brings me any joy
And when Im shopping at the mall
Cant find it anywhere
But Ive got my Tamagotchi
And I've got my wrist-watch phone
I've got so many friends on the Internet
I could never be alone
I got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax
But not enough to quit my job
Got a fools gold ring, credit card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog
~CHORUS~
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